Depending on how you look at it, I am either a year older, or a few days older than I was last Wednesday. Last Wednesday I was 57 years old, and Thursday I turned 58 years old.
Hmmm.Turned. It used to be that when something "turned" it was sour/rotten/moldy/otherwise unusable. I see how it could apply.
This is us almost 12 years ago. I thought he looked rather dashing, and I looked like I was becoming an oofta-oofta.
This is us about two years ago. Can you see the change? I think it could be safely stated that I have "turned". That is all inclusive, meaning "turned" old, fat, and more than a little scary.
What the heck? It could be a lot worse. So far I haven't seen my picture in the emails of Walmart People that are circulating around the net.